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[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Yunho, after the leather jacket incident: You almost set me on fire!

Heechul: But I didn't.

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Donghae: Hyung, be careful!

Shindong: Why are you getting so worked up? Whaaat, do you care about me or something?

Donghae, crying: Yes...

[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Kyuhyun: We need help.

Siwon: We have Henry now.

Kyuhyun: I mean real help.

Henry: *looks at Kyuhyun, offended*

[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Sungmin: Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the mailman.

Yesung: Oh, what? Are you saying I'm not a "male man?" Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male? I'm not a man? Is that—is that what you're getting at?

Sungmin: Are you crying?

[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Siwon: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing that you have lost or you're looking for.

Ryeowook: Dignity.

[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Leeteuk: It feels good to be appreciated.

Kyuhyun: Yeah, don't get used to it.

[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Heechul: I'm Yesung's emergency contact.

Receptionist: So, you're here to pick him up?

Heechul: No, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[nothingjunioraboutsuperjunior]

Donghae: I think I'm in love with you.

Hyukjae: You mean as friends?

Donghae: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...

Hyukjae: I try really hard, actually.