i do incorrect sj quotes for fun

*dabs gently* just a side blog :)))))

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Kyuhyun: We need help.

Siwon: We have Henry now.

Kyuhyun: I mean real help.

Henry: *looks at Kyuhyun, offended*

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Donghae: Hyung, be careful!

Shindong: Why are you getting so worked up? Whaaat, do you care about me or something?

Donghae, crying: Yes...

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Yunho, after the leather jacket incident: You almost set me on fire!

Heechul: But I didn't.

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Sungmin: Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the mailman.

Yesung: Oh, what? Are you saying I'm not a "male man?" Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male? I'm not a man? Is that—is that what you're getting at?

Sungmin: Are you crying?

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troubled birds ft. d&e + k.r.y.

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Siwon: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing that you have lost or you're looking for.

Ryeowook: Dignity.

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Leeteuk: It feels good to be appreciated.

Kyuhyun: Yeah, don't get used to it.

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Do you ship heechul and leeteuk? ( sorry if it’s bad English, English is not my first language)

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Henry: Did you grow up around here?

Zhoumi: No.

Henry: So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?

Zhoumi: Yes.

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Donghae: I think I'm in love with you.

Hyukjae: You mean as friends?

Donghae: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...

Hyukjae: I try really hard, actually.

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Heechul: I'm Yesung's emergency contact.

Receptionist: So, you're here to pick him up?

Heechul: No, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Leeteuk, after Hyukjae made a mess at his place: You're banished from my apartment. Indefinitely.

Heechul, who's there for drama: Indefinitely!

Hyukjae: So I can come back?

Heechul: No, no, ‘indefinitely’ means that there is no end.

Donghae, who's there because Hyukjae is there: No, ‘indefinite’ means that it’s not a definite thing.

Heechul: Yeah, but it’s long.

Hyukjae: It could be tomorrow, it could be six months.

Leeteuk: No, it is not going to be tomorrow.

Heechul: You get at least six months.

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Leeteuk, walking into the practice room with Shimkung: What is this?

Kyuhyun: An annoying, yapping dog... holding a Maltese.

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Heechul: Actually, I have a better idea.

Kyuhyun: No, you don't, hyung. History has proven that.

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Why are you not posting