#incorrect slashers quotes

[lapislarson]

Norman: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Ghostface: Not if they consent to it.

Michael Myers: Depends on who you stab.

Y/N: YES?!?

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

[2braincellslz]

Billy Loomis: tell him where he can stick her grapes.

Billy lenz: UP HER PU-

Billy loomis: BILLY!

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Ghostface: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Ghostface: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/N: First of all, calm down.

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Brahms: [looking at Michael, Leatherface, Jason, Candyman, and Freddy]

Brahms: How come everyone else’s twisted backstory gave them super strength and mad skills, and all I got were trust issues and anxiety?

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: What is wrong with you??

Michael Myers: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than anyone else.

[2braincellslz]

Tw: abusive relationships

pov: you had been taking care if a doll in a large manor to get away from... him. one day, your abusive ex tracked you down and now wants you to come back with him. in a fight, he brakes the dolls head. suddenly, a man bursts through a mirror. he ... gets rid of your ex. you..

Book it the FUUUUCK out of there.

Thank him politely then gtfo.

start crying. stumble back and slam against the wall.

roll for seduction.

Freeze and scream bloody murder.

just... stare.

thank him. shake his hand. idfk.

Voting ended onApr 3, 2023