#incorrect spellmans

[ladyspellwood]

Lilith: did you get my message?

Zelda: Obviously! You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping!

[ladyspellwood]

Lilith: Do you want a quickie?

Zelda: I- I beg your pardon?

Lilith: A quickie, one of those egg pie things

Zelda: It's pronounced QUICHE!

[ladyspellwood]

Sabrina: What goes up, but never goes down?

Zelda: The amount of stress you bring into my life

[ladyspellwood]

Sabrina: Trust me, I know what I am doing.

Zelda: Not even the Dark Lord knows what you are doing, Sabrina.

[ladyspellwood]

Lilith: I hate when people ask me if I am still gay or not.

Lilith: Like what do they expect me to say?

Lilith: "No, not anymore, my gay card expired last week, and I forgot to replace it"?

Zelda: Honey, I love you, but its 3am.

[ladyspellwood]

Hilda: Zels do you have a bag I can borrow?

Zelda: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Hilda: Literally all you had to do was say no

[ladyspellwood]

Lilith: Are you still mad at me?

Zelda: Twinkle twinkle little star...

Lilith: How I wonder what you are?

Zelda: I'd like to hit you with my car.

Lilith: Okay, still mad.

[ladyspellwood]

Lilith: I have an idea

Zelda: Am I going to hate it?

Lilith: Probably

Zelda: Well in that case... *Clasps her hands behind her back* Do it quick and run before I catch you and stop you.

Lilith: *grins*

Zelda: And don't do that