#incorrect caos

[addiemilfgomery]

and guess what, THEY'RE GOING TO SHARE A ROOM.

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?

Lilith: What did Zelda say?

Sabrina: She said no.

Lilith: So why are you asking me

Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.

Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-

[sprnklersplashes]

Robin, gently nudging Theo's cat with his foot: Lila, move out of the way please so that I do not trip on you.

Theo, appearing out of nowhere, his eyes enormous: you KICK lila? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for Robin! jail for Robin for One Thousand Years!!

[vivasmoke]

Young Sabrina: I went for a walk with Ambrose today, and we saw our neighbor digging a big hole. But I don't know what for-

Zelda: Don't ever approach a man digging a big hole. It's not your place to ask questions. Because if he is willing to dig a big hole, he is willing to dig a small one.

[auntiezelda]

Hilda: I don't know why I said that. I hardly ever have sex!

Zelda: You sound like you're some virgin hoping to be thrown into a volcano.

[ladyspellwood]

Lilith: did you get my message?

Zelda: Obviously! You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping!

[cc-tinslebee]

Ambrose: Hello, people who do not live here.

Roz: Hello.

Theo: Hi.

Harvey: ‘Sup.

Robin: Hey.

Sabrina: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Harvey: We ran out of Doritos.

[vestaspellman]

Ambrose Something Spellman! We have so many disasters bombarding us right now, my dear. The middle name of an ungrateful child is hardly a priority.

Vesta Spellman