#incorrect swacit text posts

[ofcourseifuckingloveyou]

Meanwhile, in the girls' group chat...

Cassie: Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

Zoe: I’m confused, what is left…

Zoe: Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

Maggie: You really forgot your whole brain.

Violet: she read these texts with her pussy

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Geoff: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Ben: *barely spares Geoff a glance*

Ben: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Geoff:

Geoff: *voice cracks* i’m fine

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Ben: i hate you hewitt

Geoff: i hate you more fairchild

Ben: no i hate you more

Geoff: nah i hate you the most

Gael: but why are they cuddled up

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Mel: So how are you and Ben?

Geoff: He kicked me out of bed last night.

Mel: Why?

Geoff: Because I walked into our room and as I was getting into bed I said "Is it okay if I...Slyther-in?"

Mel:

Geoff: Get it?

Mel:

Geoff:

Mel: I would have kicked you out too.

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Geoff: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like Ben

[Ben walks past]

Geoff: I hate you

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Ben:What's that?

Geoff:Oh, that's just my to-do list

Ben:That's just a post-it note with my name on it

[ofcourseifuckingloveyou]

alex:i never brag

ethan:you once called your face "proof of God's existence"

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geoff:ben is repulsive, disgusting, distasteful, vile, revolting, distastef-

ben:*wears jeans*

geoffrey 'my body is ready' hewitt:take me