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Tang Mo: If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.

Bai Ruoyao: We’d only just met. I’m a psychopath, I’m not rude

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Tang Mo, drunk: [points at Fu Wenduo] That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Mu Huixue: Your husband, Tang Mo.

Tang Mo: My husband! Even better!

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Luo Fengcheng: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Tang Mo & Fu Wenduo: Did she win?

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Tang Mo: I’m not gonna die before I cop a feel!

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Bai Ruoyao: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Fu Wenduo does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Mu Huixue: If Fu Wenduo were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Fu Wenduo jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Bai Ruoyao: You jump off a cliff!

Mu Huixue: Gladly. Provided Fu Wenduo did first.

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Bai Ruoyao, when things turn sideways: Ughh, why did you invite me here?

Fu Wenduo: We didn’t!

Mu Huixue: You invited yourself!

Tang Mo: No one likes you!

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Fu Wenduo: [to Xiao Fu and Shanshan] Hey kids, I know you’re struggling right now but I’m here to tell you, everything gets worse forever.