#incorrect teotu

[neighborhood-goblin]

IT #5

Collin: *wearing an apron and towel over his shoulder* Betta!

Sage: *also wearing an apron* Honey you’re home!

Betta: What—

Collin: *wiping down the kitchen counter* Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Sage: *opening the oven* I made dinner, sweetheart!

Collin: We missed you!

Sage: Welcome home!

Betta: Guys, please…

Betta: This is IKEA. We’re going to get kicked out.

[neighborhood-goblin]

IT #4

Lily: Tuj has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Hey, Tuj, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Tuj: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?

Lily: Now what state is it in?

Tuj: I don't know. Ecuador or something.

[neighborhood-goblin]

IT #3

Delphine: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Josie: You told me to satanize the house

Delphine: I said sanitize 

[neighborhood-goblin]

IT #2

Sage: Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?

Sage: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Sage: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Betta: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

[neighborhood-goblin]

It’s time ITEOTU #1

You’re not gonna know these people, but I’m gonna share these incorrect quotes anyway owo

Tuj: Hello people who do not live here. I gave you a key for emergencies.

Betta, Sage, Camilla, and Collin: We ran out of Doritos