#incorrect thorquill

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Thor: Truth or dare?

Quill: Truth.

Thor: I dare you to kiss me.

Quill, already leaning in for a kiss: You'd better believe I'm up for a challenge.

Rocket: ...

Rocket: What the fuck, he didn't even choose dare?!

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Rocket: So, what did you do yesterday?

Thor: Nothing special.

Peter: Excuse me?

Thor: Well, he asked 'what' not 'who'

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Quill: I don't get on my knees for any guy, okay?

Rocket: What about Thor?

Quill: ...

Quill: I get on my knees for one guy.

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Thor: Rabbit, we need your help!

Rocket: What's wrong? You know it's the middle of the night, right?

Thor: Peter dislocated his jaw.

Rocket: How?

Peter & Thor: . . .

Rocket: . . .

Rocket: Never mind, don't answer that.

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Incorrect Thorquill

Quill: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Thor: Why are you half naked on my bed?

Quill: Don't change the subject.

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Incorrect Thorquill

Thor: I had a lot of standards

Thor: And yet somehow, this idiot

Thor: *gestures to Peter*

Thor: Managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place

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Incorrect Thorquill

Quill: Guys, I have to tell you something... I'm in love with Thor.

Drax: ...

Nebula: ...

Groot: ...

Mantis: ...

Rocket: We have functioning eyes, Peter!

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Incorrect Thorquill

Quill: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Quill: *rips off paper to reveal 'Thor' above 'dying'*

Thor, gasping: Me.

Quill: nO-