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Theon: I don’t give a shit about anyone, if everybody died in front of me right now I wouldn’t care. At all.
Robb: I’m going to punch Joffrey in the face
Theon: what the FUCK, no! You’re gonna get in trouble and you don’t want to get in trouble, come here you little idiot, stop. Stop!
Theon: I just swallowed an entire marshmallow whole. Please help. I think I’m dying.
Loras: Theon Greyjoy, marshmallow swallower
Robb & Renly: ...
Robb: *sighing* These are the men we married
Theon: so what’s your type?
Robb: oh you know, nothing too specific. Just… male, five years older than me, with long dark hair, extremely narcissistic, self destructive, charismatic, tall, with skinny legs, sexy smirk, really good at archery, doesn’t like my brother, has daddy issues and some creepy uncles but a very cool sister, is bad at feelings, wears necklaces, really loves fancy clothes, likes horses and squids more than people, is a mama’s boy… do you happen to know anyone like that?
Theon: *keeps his shirt half unbuttoned so Robb will stare at his chest and think of how hot he is all night long*
Robb: what the fuck, you’re going to catch a cold, I don’t want you to catch a cold *proceeds to button Theon’s shirt*
Theon: and people say they’ve never seen two pretty best friends. I mean, look at us!
Robb: …we’re married.
Theon: but we’re also best friends!
Theon: you can’t keep cancelling plans all of sudden!
Robb: well I’m sorry, life as a single parent ain’t easy!
Theon: Grey Wind is a dog.
Robb: HE’S MY SON.
Robb: I’m kinda cold
Theon: well damn Robb, I can’t control the weather
Theon’s search bar later that night: *how to control the weather*
Theon: you need to control your rage when you’re angry, you just can’t throw hands at everyone!
Robb: 🎶mama said that it was okay, mama said that it was quite alright🎶 *points at Cat yelling at Jaime and kicking things*
