#incorrect tmnt 2012

[wolfmage553]

Mona Lisa: If you got told you were going to die in 24 hours, what would you do?

Splinter: I'd try to make amends with my adoptive brother and prepare my children for when I'm gone.

Leatherhead: I'd accept my fate.

Slash: I'd order a bunch of pizzas and enjoy them while binging my favorite shows. Can't suffer from a stomach ache if you're dead.

Splinter: *Looks at Slash before shaking his head while smiling* You are most certainly my grandson.

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Donnie: Ah yes, the three stages of life: Birth, “What the fuck is this?!”, Death.

Leo: *visibly concerned*

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Karai: I like my men like I like my coffee.

Shinigami: ...But you don’t like coffee.

Karai: Exactly.

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Raph: That’s it! I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you!

Mikey: Earth isn’t a planet.

Raph: How the FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET-

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Raph: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like “Look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.”

Donnie: You are not ready to hear about trees.

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Casey: What am I doing wrong?

April: Would you like me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?

Casey: ...A friend

April: See a therapist.

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Raph: What’s a good “I’m sorry” gift?

Leo: How about changed behavior?

Raph: Fuck no.