#incorrect torchwood

[muzzledjaw]

[tenracoonsinacrisis]

Jack: Ok guys, no having sex with that alien

*Later*

Jack: What did I say?

Gwen: "Guys"

[turdwood]

John: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Jack, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

John: I was actually going to say Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

[somystark]

Ianto: You bought a taco?

Owen: Yes.

Ianto: From the truck that hit Jack?

Owen: Well, it's not like me starving is going to help him.

[revolutionsoftheheart]

Jack: I think you should call him.

Ianto: Jack!

Jack: Consider it a selfish act on my part. You have only been with me.

Ianto: And Lisa, and like, a handful of other girls.

Jack: We've all been with a handful of other girls.

[incorrect-bbc]

Gwen: I can’t find Jack.

Gwen: *clears throat*

Gwen: *starts wheezing*

Jack, running out of a closet carrying a severed hand: doCTOR?

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