incorrect torchwood quotes

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[cherryflavoredbutch]

my favorite genre of post is "absurd internet drama i've never ever heard of told in a carefully-paced screenshot montage set to In The Hall of the Mountain King"

[gallusrostromegalus]

My absolute favorite example of the genre:

[turdwood]

John: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Jack, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

John: I was actually going to say Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

[turdwood]

Ianto: Do you have a bobby pin?

Owen: Yeah. *searches in his hair*

Owen: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

[turdwood]

Jack: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

John, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

[turdwood]

nice

[turdwood]

John: I'm pretty sure I had a good time last night.

Jack: Uhuh.

John: Just let me finish reading the police report and I'll let you know.

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John: If we're ever in a situation where I am 'the voice of reason'..

John: ..then we are in a very VERY bad situation.

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Gwen: He kissed you and you said 'thank you'?

Ianto: Yes!

Gwen: Well that was very polite.

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Ianto: Since when do you not like avocado?

Owen: Since the day I said, "Gross. What is this?" and you said, "Avocado."

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Owen: Yeah, I'm fine.

Owen: I'm great.

Owen: It's big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.

[turdwood]

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[turdwood]

[turdwood]

Run Bill!

It's right behind you!!