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Travis: I like to think of myself as someone with high standards

Sal: Hey Travis! Check it out!! My voice dropped hella hard

Travis: *distressed gay wheeze*

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Travis: yeah, I don’t think things are working out Sal.

Sal: I promise you, I will kill everyone you try to replace me with…

Travis: I’m… im talking about the painting… not working with the living room.

Sal: OH!!yeah let’s change it!

Travis: ayo-

#travis phelps #sally face #sally face au #sal fisher #incorrect travis #incorrect quotes #sal x travis #salvis #Travis is now worried about if they ever grow apart #Sal is 100% not playing #that’s his baby #Larry laughs at Travis later and gets his ass beat

Larry: guys I don’t have a problem!

Sal: I found Hennessy under your bed

Todd: I tripped over an entire empty 6-pack of beer

Neil: I’m almost certain I saw multiple four locos stashed in your plethora of tattered back packs in the closet

Ash: under the pretty photo of you and your girlfriend is a stash of hardcore liquor in the treehouse

Travis: you stole my dads wine collection, shoved them all into the backseat of your truck, burned the door to his cellar shut and then proceeded to go on a drunken bender that almost cost your life.

Larry: firstly, stop snooping through my stuff. Secondly, ITS NOT THAT BAD!

Larry’s gf: you. You have vodka stashed in the bathroom in a cologne bottle. And I only found out because I saw you chugging it and almost called 911 cause I thought you were trying to die.

Larry:… okay maybe I am that bad…

#travis phelps #larry johnson #sally face #sally face au #incorrect travis #sal fisher #ashley campbell #todd and neil #Larry has a nameless/faceless girlfriend #no special reason #just feeling girlfriendy today #Larry doesn’t change anytime soon #they just have a weekly intervention about him #he really thinks he’s normal #meanwhile the entire cast and crew are mortified

Larry: bitch! You are gonna get in this car or I’m

I’m popping between your eyes!

Travis:Ah!?

Travis: wait I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!!

Larry: OH GOD DAMN IT!!

#travis phelps #sally face au #larry johnson #sally face #incorrect travis #larry x travis #laravis #larvis #incorrect quotes #pls it’s been plaguing me for hours #if someone draws this I’ll cry happy narwhal tears #was gonna do OC but travis seeing a Twitter dick is much funnier

Travis:

Larry:

Sal:

Philip:

Stranger to Travis: nice ass

Philip with a knife: yo who the fuck-

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Travis: I wanna wear something new.. this is getting old and boring

Larry: I have a plethora of shirts you can steal

Sal: please. Wear a dress. I beg of you. Show me legs

Philip:….. wanna go shopping after class?

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Travis in tears: I just want to be appreciated

Larry: I literally just spent $300 on you…

Sal:but did you pat his head?

Larry:

Travis: neglect.

Sal: somehow I’m not even surprised…

#travis phelps #sally face au #larry johnson #sally face #incorrect travis #incorrect quotes #sal fisher #he just wants head pats Larry #do your JOB lar #could be ship but highkey this is just boys being bros #Larry spent 300 on anything travis showed minor interest in #all he wanted was head pats

Larry: Man… It must suck to be a simp.

Sal: what? Where is this coming from?

Larry: think about it! Doing everything for a crumb of ass? Might not even get ass?! Tragic

Sal:

Larry:

Travis: Larry I’m hungry.

Larry *already looking through menus*: what do you want babe? We can get that fancy new Thai place you like? Chinese. The Mexican restaurant Sal told us about is open again-

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