★彡Narwhal★彡

Oi!! Welcome to my home!!! I have many ideas and very little brain.. This is an 18+ account owner with some content suitable for minors (All NSFW or adult content will be tagged properly) and hidden behind a “Keep Reading” to make this account suitable for a wide audience ^^

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

Fair warning for my content (CHECK FOR UPDATES weekly!!)

I have no impulse control and my ideas can range from domestic happy family life to smutty sinful nsfw...

This is my PSA to be wary if you see my user and a "Keep reading" (thanks anon for telling me about this kjsdnfkjsd I def didn't know you had to manually do this) If anyone is uncomfortable with certain topics I will be going through certain posts to add tags {PLEASE read my tags before indulging in any of my content ;u; check narwhalspeaks for any updates or non fandom anon replies)

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I have a tiktok that you guys might enjoy!

Had this random idea of someone just minding their business when muhfucking namor descends upon them with murderous intent #namor #blackoant

Now an about for this page and how to support me:

You can support me on Ko-fi

https://ko-fi.com/shinebrightlikeanarwhal

And patreon (this one is still in the works until I am more confident in my writing)

I will be taking commissions on full fledged writing. I do actively like to write and for a small price I’m happy to write for you (there will be a do and don’t list in the Commissions post). Look for the #Commission for more information!

This page is a prompts and sketches page. I post my opinions and if you don’t like them I implore you to not interact. That way it would lessen your chance of seeing my content.

My current fixations are Marvel, DC, Yandere stories, AI chats… I’m having a very ADULT time rn…

Taking a writers block break from Sally Face and XianXia novels. Out of inspo, need time to recoup

If you are interested in discussing my dms and asks are always open! I love to talk lore and discuss opinions. Particularly if you are respectful. I don’t like disrespect so I will talk to you how you talk to me.

Minors can interact with content not tagged as: ‘NSFW’ or ‘Nasty Nasty Cretin’ those are usually also hidden under a keep reading. DO NOT interact with those. Please also do not follow me for your safety to keep you away from any reblogs I do. I’m an adult and will look at adult content.

Other than that I’m 100% happy to share my ideas and opinions with you all! Please enjoy my content if you find anything interesting!

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Uhhhh

Im alive (and addicted to Fortnite)

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GURLLL TURN AROUNDDD 😱 The Slasher U Kickstarter starts in like 5 days!!!

I got a upcoming kickstarter of these guys in March 24! Subscribe to SLASHER U KICKSTARTER to get the first 24-hour discount for it!

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i got an ad for a site that sells clothes for your djungelskog

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I require both the baby and the clothes-

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Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

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BRB gonna fuck the mailman like im a 50s housewife

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cops don't deserve so much as a crumb of my hateful pussy......

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peaks in

Miguel coming into the Society one day with a baby strapped to his chest.

It is his.

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Rio’s friend that Miles ends up accidentally introducing Miguel too at a spider cookout.

Cute, Afro-latina, plus sized with a lot of cake that barely fit her bakery. Single and debating on mingling. Happy to spoil her nephews friends. Especially friends that saved her bestfriend and her best friends family.

She helped bake the desserts and her little 4 year old that toddles after Miles and Pav tries to offer some to everyone. Miguel couldn’t possibly refuse. Even if the little boy happily runs to Miles to tell him all about Miguel’s head pats and kind words.

Rio keeping a sharp gaze on the bitch that chased and hurt her boy, was pleasantly surprised to see his eyes lingering on her long time friend. Miles god mother who was happily chatting with Jess and Peter B while wiping up Noirs face. (Poor boy was so invested in his conversation he forgot he had a mask on his mouth and smeared cake everywhere.

Hobi, ever the instigator, enjoyed trailing behind her. Remarking on how he simply loved kids. Was a big fan of older women. Miguel was seething. Claws shredding innocent plastic cups everytime they made eye contact and the Brit gave a cheeky smirk.

Surprisingly, Rio permitted Miguel to advance on her friend. Unsurprisingly, said friend only let him flirt after she dragged him by the ear to her god baby and kicked him to his knees to apologize. Miles has never been more impressed and embarrassed at the same time. Margo happily recorded and sent Lyla the video.

It all worked out in the end tho. It seemed some cross versal events can be canon if you try hard enough. Like a cute baby girl to toddle behind the curly haired little boy that thought his new step dad was the coolest. (Until miles petty self tells him what he did to his favorite cousin and for a few months Miguel is desperately apologizing to his son and miles)

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Miguel with a chubby little bimbo.

She has the biggest brown eyes. The sweetest smile. Plump lips and a head full of curls, but a mind full of frills and glitter.

He likes to kiss her skin, enjoying it most when it’s covered in gold dust from the expensive scrubs and lotions she uses. Marveling at the scent and warmth of pretty brown thighs nestled on both sides of his face.

He spoils her rotten and she happily accepts. But she does have to pay it back in ways he sees fit. Including being bent over his lab desk at work.

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Sally Face but it’s Sal bullying Travis back

Travis: why do you have your hair in pigtails? What are you a girl?

Sal: no but I can make you my girl if you keep bothering me.

Travis: you must be so ugly under that mask, thanks for saving our eyes

Sal: nothings going to save your ass if you keep touching me.

Travis: Aw does little Sally Face have a girlfriend?

Sal: why? You want to be my girl? I don’t mind you’d probably look pretty in a dress…

Cue Travis curled up in a ball and sobbing because he just can not win.

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Miles tweets: fresh fade, bomb grade and a lemonade, my day is made

Hobi: bruv what kind of nursery school bar is that?

Miles: hating is crazy? What happened to black love?

Gwen: I thought it was pretty fire…

Miles: I’m deleting this tweet.

Miguel being the biggest hater: finally get an A in Spanish?

Miles: finally get a daughter?

Miguel: I’m in your walls.

Miles: get in some clothes too, the police won’t take kindly to a butt booty naked grandpa outside my apartment

Pav: NAKED!?!

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Miguel yelling at Miles:

My dumbass: tough talk from a man whose costume is a projection.

Miles:

Hobie:

Pav:

Lyla: you proooobably shouldn’t have said that out loud.

Me running away: I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND YOUR MAD YOU HAVE YOUR COOTER OUT!!

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I got an entire Deadpool based OC just to fuck with Miguel

He is my canon event

>:33 he’ll be too busy with prying me off that he won’t have time to choke slam a child

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Miles 42 posting a vid on twitter

Miles 42: Me and lil bro making empanadas for our parents. His are…

Miles rushing with a wonky looking empanada: MAMI LOOK I MADE A BEAR!! It looks like dad!

Miles 42: fun.

Somewhere in the multiverse:

Peter b in tears: that’s my sapling!! That’s my seed!!

Hobi on the floors of a subway station: how is that kid so precious!?!

Miguel with clenched fists trying not to fold:

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I like to make Miguel suffer atp

Nsfw mentions (not really but just to stay safe)

Miguel out of breath: fuck, talk to me baby…

Mona: did you know that in a neighboring pulsars gravitational pull is not one but THREE zombie planets? Said planets reformed from the demolished planets and chemicals from the stars supernova!

Miguel mid pump: baby I love you, but please don’t bring up your special interests during this time..

Mona: but… but zombie planets..

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IM HAVING BRAINWORMIES ABOUT THIS FUCKING MAN

Miguel being team dad because his beloved is the unanimous team mom.

Hobie and Miles are her prized Pupils and whenever Miguel gets a little too testy, she looks over him with a menacing stare that works on any husband.

The gross cross dimensional couple that seemed to have been destined to meet even if both have horrible traumas from previous relationships.

Hobie shielding poor Miles eyes from the obnoxious husband snogging his sweet and cuddly wife.

Miguel only allows Mayday to visit because his wife always gets baby fever after a MD snuggle.

Jess talking about raising kids together and Miguel’s cute wife just happily agrees. That night Miguel has flowers, candles and nothing but a sheet on when she gets out the shower. (If he lets her go in alone-)

(((Live pic of me in theaters when he comes on screen)))

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I’m going to o publicly apologize for the simp I am about to become

Because MIGUEEEEEEEEEEL O’HARA

RaaaaaaAAAH

I saw that movie Sunday and haven’t gotten my act together-

I have so many whorish ideas and plans and spidersonas… my impromptu break has ended and I’m back in action baby!!

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Arises from the abyss and drops this

Wukong: why is my child having an existential crisis while also terrorizing me for fun as soon as he gets a monkey form? I did everything right (debatable)

Mk: well mom said-

WuKong: YOU