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Atlas: The power went out.

Alpha: Oh wait I got this.

Alpha: [shaking their entire body]

Atlas: What are you doing?

Alpha: I swallowed a glowstick.

Atlas, concerned: WHY WOULD YOU-

Lowell: I'm gonna need a skull, and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Altas: Only if you don't ask why.

Lowell: ...Okay.

Atlas: [pulls out seven pristine skulls of a variety of species] Take your pick.

Lowell: ...

Atlas: ...

Lowell: This one is fine.

Atlas: Tea?

Rebecca: Oh sis what happened?

Atlas: No actual tea.

Rebecca, deflated: Yeah......

Alpha: This plan seems complicated.

Lowell: To be fair, you once said that about oranges.

Alpha: They don't make any sense! Apples you eat their clothes, but oranges you don't?

Officer: You can't be here.

Alpha: Oh, don't worry. I have a permit.

Alpha: [hands it to him]

Officer: This just says, "I do what I want."

Alpha: When have I told you to trust me and it didn't work out?

Atlas: Like half the time.

Lowell: [drinking hot orange juice] If you're upset with me, at least give me a reason.

Rebecca: ...

Atlas: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Marcus: What up?

Alpha: Who dis be?

Lowell: No, she’s dead. This is her son.

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