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Incorrect Pirate Crew Quotes

Ace: Jonah. Did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?

Jonah: I did. But, Ace, why would you still want to go to a pediatrician?

Ace: Because a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. Duh.

Jonah: I can't keep doing this. I'm not your mom.

Ace: Well...

Jack: You do exhibit rather... motherly behavior, Jonah.

Ace: Yeah. My family is a heartbreaker. Deuce parents got divorced.

Deuce: The divorce is fast.

Ace: So, you're like our mom. Team mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Jonah: I'm not the 'team mom'!

Ace, Deuce & Jack: Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Jonah: Jack, why are you chanting?

Jack: It's a catchy chant.

Deuce: Team mo-

Jonah: One more chant and no slushies after class!

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Incorrect Bird-Dad & Pirate-Son (feat. Trein)

Jonah: I'm... Grounded?

Crowley: Yes, you're grounded!

Trein: You disobeyed an order, young man.

Crowley, holding a shovel: And now, we're going to bury you until you've learned your lesson.

Trein, who has three kids: That's not how grounding works.

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Incorrect Heart and Captain Quotes

Ace: You don't have a phone.

Jonah: No. I don't have a phone which could've sent a electronic letter. It's called an email, right?

Ace: Yeah. Do you have a computer?

Jonah: No. What for?

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Incorrect Golden Trio Quotes

Ace: DEUCE, WAKE UP!

Deuce: Ace, keep your voice down. It's 12 AM-

Ace: WHEN YOU FLEX, ITS CALLED A 'GUN SHOW' BECAUSE YOU'RE ARMED!

Deuce:

Deuce: JONAH, WAKE UP!

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Incorrect Rose, Pirate & Octopus Quotes (feat. Queen & Lion)

Vil: Jonah, Riddle and Azul's mutual hatred of each other is making this duel hard to watch.

Riddle: [Off With Your Head], ya sonofabitch!

Azul: Backfire with [It's A Deal], you assclown!

Jonah: Eat my laser cannon, Rich boy!

Azul: Hecker-wuss!

Riddle: Money-bags!

Azul: Idiots with red hair!

Jonah: I hate you!

Azul: I hate you a slightly larger amount!

Leona: Just FUCK already!

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Incorrect Pirate Quotes (feat. Rose)

Jonah: I wasn’t hurt that bad

Jonah: Riddle said all the bleeding was internal

Jonah: Which is where it’s supposed to be

(You can't tell me this won't happen one day)

(Shipping with ROnah and JonAzul are over, now JonAth (Jonah/Death) is my new favorite ship 🤣🤣🤣)

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Incorrect Pirate Quotes (feat. Lion)

Jonah: Join me, Leona Kingscholar, and I will make your face the greatest in all seven seas. Or else, you will DIE!

(So, about Savanaclaw as pirate in the Halloween CM...)

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Incorrect Bird-Dad & Pirate-Son Quotes

Jonah, coming back from exorcising a ghost: I'm home!

Crowley, dramatic-dad(TM), sitting in the dark: Hi, home! I'm diSaPPOINTED