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Josh: When Squidward said he was claustrophobic and SpongeBob said it meant he was afraid of Santa Claus, Patrick immediately stated impersonating Santa Claus. What does that say about Patrick as a person?
Mike: Josh…it’s 3am. Go to sleep.
Jess: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Emily: Navy blue isn't your color.
Jess: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *chases after Emily*
(Jessica and Emily on in their living room couch. Stacked between them table is a series of DVD's)
Emily: “Alright, movie night! I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!”
Jessica: “What ? I thought we were watching La Vie en Rose.”
Emily: “What do you mean ? Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong on the one day it has to go right!”
Jessica: “But La Vie en Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Édith Piaf.”
Emily: “Usually Sam would break the tie-”
Jessica: (jump up from the couch dramatically) “WELL SAM ISN'T HERE, IS SHE ? BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HER, BUT YOU WERE SMOKING MARIJUANA AND SHE DROWNED!”
Emily: “What ? No, she had to take a night class! Where the hell did you get that story ?”
Jessica: (flopping onto the couch with a pout, sad and angry at the same time) “I don't know, I just can't stand it when she's not here!”
Chris: Hey, Josh? Can I get some dating advice?
Josh: Just because I’m with Sam doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Josh Washington + text posts
Mike: I think we should adopt another kid
Josh: No
Mike: Why?
Josh: Because when you say ‘kid’ it really means ‘dog’ and we already have 24 of those.
Mike: *Unzips jacket* ..25 actually.
Chris: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Sam: If you say ‘addictionary’ I swear I will leave.
Chris: I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better.
Mike: I'm leaving the safe room to go to the sanatorium.
Sam: Why on earth would you do that?
Mike: There was a dog.
Sam: I'm leaving the safe room to go to the sanatorium.
