Feb 24, 2025
Dylan: Let's say, hypothetically, I got us into some major legal trouble with a powerful person. What would you do?
Cassidy: Well, I’d kill you. Hypothetically.
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Dylan: Let's say, hypothetically, I got us into some major legal trouble with a powerful person. What would you do?
Cassidy: Well, I’d kill you. Hypothetically.
Cassidy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Dylan: If I had a pound for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 pence
Cassidy: If I had a pound for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Samantha: Actually I did the math, Dylan would have £225, not £0.15.
Dylan: Fam I’m right here....
Luis: If I had a pound I would buy a can of soda :)
Cassidy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Luis: Sorry I only have a pound
Cassidy: :(
Samantha: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Dylan would have £22,500 because it's a pound for every pixel, not a pence
Luis: If I had £22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Samantha: You can buy anything you want with £22,500
Mason: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Samantha: Apply juice to what
Jake: Directly to the forehead
Dylan: Great chat everyone
Dylan: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Izabella: Oh, I’m always running
Izabella: The question is from what
Cassidy: You’re important to me.
Dylan: What? No.
Cassidy: Really? You think I’d go through all this for someone I didn’t care about?
Cassidy: Wait, Jake kissed you, and you said “thank you”?
Dylan, still mortified: Yes.
Cassidy: Well. That was very polite.
Dylan: What's this?
Samantha, hugging Dylan: Affection!
Dylan: Disgusting.
Dylan: ...Do it again.
Luis: I’m in love with you.
Samantha: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Luis: I know.
Samantha: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Luis walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Samantha, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Samantha, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)