#masonandrews

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Luis: What time is it? Samantha: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Samantha: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Mason: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Samantha: It’s 2 am

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Samantha: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Luis: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Mason: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Samantha, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Luis: You did WHAT– Mason: William Snakepeare

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Dylan: Awww who's an edgy boi *Ruffles Mason's hair*

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Cassidy: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Mason: I'm a knife.

Luis, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Cassidy: You often use humor to deflect trauma Mason: Thank you Cassidy: I didn't say that was a good thing Mason: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny