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Ty: We have fun, don’t we Felix?

Felix: I have never been more stressed in my entire life

Felix: How are you feeling?

Mikey: I have a headache that comes and goes.

[Ty enters the room]

Mikey: And it’s back.

Edgar: Why would anyone want to harm Mikey?

Marissa: Maybe because they met him?

Eagle: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Lieutenant, nodding: Knife monopoly

Eagle:

Eagle: I was going to hunt and kill you for sport, but now I’m more interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

Edgar: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Troy without him noticing?

Mikey: Hey, Troy, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Troy: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, dudes.

Edgar: ...

Tex: Outlaw, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.

Outlaw Ty: *sigh* Only for you, Tex.

Outlaw Ty: Alyoouminnieeum.

Jam: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Mikey: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Mikey: I dare you to-

Mike: Michael isn't allowed to accept dares anymore.

Michael: Apparently, I have 'no regard for my personal safety'.

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