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Mikey: Edgar doesn’t think I'm capable of making my own decisions!

Jam: Well, he may be right.

Jam: You did just put salt in your coffee.

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Felix: How are you feeling?

Mikey: I have a headache that comes and goes.

[Ty enters the room]

Mikey: And it’s back.

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Michael: And remember these three words: Don’t argue.

Mikey: That’s two words.

Michael: And you’re already failing.

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Felix: Ty, did you put hydrochloric acid in this mug?

Ty: Oh yes, I was trying to get the tea stains out.

Felix: You know, soap would get the stains out too, and it wouldn't kill someone if they accidentally drank it.

Ty: But soap leaves a film!

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Mikey: Sometimes… people will hate you for no reason.

Mikey: That’s fine.

Mikey: Just give them a reason.

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Michael: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Mike: Please tell me those aren't the names of your fists.

Michael: My feet. I'm actually more of a kicker.

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Edgar: Why would anyone want to harm Mikey?

Marissa: Maybe because they met him?

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Eagle: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Lieutenant, nodding: Knife monopoly

Eagle:

Eagle: I was going to hunt and kill you for sport, but now I’m more interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

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Eagle: Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

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Edgar: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with another guy. Last night I lost my boyfriend at a party and found him alone in a room eating buffalo chicken dip straight from the crockpot. That’s called upgrading.

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Magnolia: I have feelings for you.

Skinner: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Chance: God had to give me flaws to keep me humble, you know?

Shadow: It didn't work.

Chance: It did not.

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Mdawg: Time out!

Michael: Why?

Mdawg: Fighting is never the answer. Now let’s just try using our words. Michael?

Michael, awkwardly: I... want to punch you... and hurt your face.

Mdawg: hmmm. Mikey?

Mikey, awkwardly: I... don’t want that to happen?

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Outlaw: Did you have to stab them?

Tex: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Outlaw: What did they say?

Tex: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Outlaw: …

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Magnolia: Can you keep a secret?

Skinner: Do you know anything about my life?

Magnolia: No, I don't. Good point.

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Edgar: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Troy without him noticing?

Mikey: Hey, Troy, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Troy: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, dudes.

Edgar: ...

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Mikey: I dare you to-

Mike: Michael isn't allowed to accept dares anymore.

Michael: Apparently, I have 'no regard for my personal safety'.

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