Jun 5, 2023
Maddy: Who hurt you?
Rhydian, snorting: What, do you want a list?
Maddy: …yes, actually.
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Maddy: Who hurt you?
Rhydian, snorting: What, do you want a list?
Maddy: …yes, actually.
Rhydian: *Is throwing stones at Maddy’s window*
Maddy: You have a phone for a reason, Rhydian!
[THUD]
Maddy: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Rhydian: Oh, fiddle sticks! That just ruffles my feathers!
Tom: Please, just say fuck.
Maddy: Fine! I don’t give a shit!
Rhydian: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
Tom: If you get in trouble, I’m gonna be like…a lawyer to you. Ok?
Rhydian: Okay.
[Later]
Mr.Smith: Rhydian! Sit down on the chair, you’re in trouble.
Tom, whispering: Deny everything.
Rhydian, loudly: That isn’t a chair.
Rhydian: I’m quick at math.
Shannon: Okay what’s 38 times 76?
Rhydian: 24.
Shannon: That wasn’t even close.
Rhydian: But it was quick.
Mr.Jeffries: Why are you late?
Rhydian: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Mr.Jeffries: Overslept?
Rhydian: Overslept.
Shannon: Yesterday, I watched Rhydian try to eat a decorative rock from Tom’s potted plant. Maddie caught him, and told him he can’t eat rocks. Rhydian started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.