#incorrect zeus

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

Persephone: im a trashbin

Hades: aw, dont say that

Persephone: because im a trash for you

Hades, tearing up: iloveyou

[meanwhile]

Hera: im a trashbin

Zeus: yeah, im aware

[death-and-flowers]

Hera: I've been thinking of you.

Zeus: Awww.

Hera: It's ruined my day.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Athena: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

Hermes: Ur dad suck me good and hard

Zeus: *smites Hermes*

[death-and-flowers]

Zeus: I'm sorry, but you can't smoke in here.

Dionysus: It's okay. It's electronic.

Zeus: I don't care. You're in my living room and your naked.