Vanille: Hey!
Prompto: Yeah?
Vanille: You ever wonder... Who'd win in a fight between Lightning and Noctis?
Prompto: pffft, no only hopeless nerds on the internet care about that kind of crap!
Vanille: Uh, yeah. Why do you think im asking you?
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Vanille: Hey!
Prompto: Yeah?
Vanille: You ever wonder... Who'd win in a fight between Lightning and Noctis?
Prompto: pffft, no only hopeless nerds on the internet care about that kind of crap!
Vanille: Uh, yeah. Why do you think im asking you?
Prompto: Noct is choking, and I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Gladio: Turn it upside down and use the 6!
Prompto: Genius!
Noctis, stops choking momentarily: What the fuck!
Ignis: Noctis, would you like some salad?
Noctis: Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.
Noctis: Hey, how much money do you have?
Prompto: 69cents.
Noctis: You know what that means?;)
Prompto: [Gets choked up] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Gladio: There's Noctis. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Prompto: Yeah. Let's push him down the stairs.
Vanille: [ to Fang ] You screamed "there will be blood!" and punched some random guy in the face.
Vanille: So, no, we can't go back to that bar.
Fang: Lightning, you're always wearing black. Who's funeral is it?
Lightning: I haven't decided yet.
Snow: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
Lightning: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.