#incorrect: ruby

[sunflowerjude]

Ruby: I think I need attention

Jude: *immediately hugs her*

Ruby: *patting his back* that was sweet but I should have been more specific

Ruby: I need medical attention

Ruby: I’ve been stabbed

[sunflowerjude]

Ruby: Ten things I hate but my boyfriend for some reason loves

Ruby: Starting off the list: me

Liam:

Liam: Darlin’, we’ve talked about this :(

[sunflowerjude]

Ruby: My biggest talent is being stress

Jude: Don’t you mean stressed?

Ruby: No

Chubs, so tired: No

[sunflowerjude]

Chubs *banging on the door*: Ruby, open up!

Ruby: Well it all began when I was eight…

Chubs: That’s not what I meant —

Liam: Wait, let her finish.

[sunflowerjude]

Ruby: you know what they say - a little childhood trauma builds character

Ruby: *finger guns*

[sunflowerjude]

Chubs: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Ruby: Homiecide

Liam: Murder

Ruby: No, it’s definitely homiecide

[sunflowerjude]

Chubs: Why are you two here?

Ruby: I’m here to help

Vida: And I’m here to make things worse

[sunflowerjude]

Jude: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Chubs: I think —

Ruby: Seventy-two hours.

Chubs: How do you know?

Ruby: There’s a clown behind you.