#incorrect: jude

[sunflowerjude]

Ruby: I think I need attention

Jude: *immediately hugs her*

Ruby: *patting his back* that was sweet but I should have been more specific

Ruby: I need medical attention

Ruby: I’ve been stabbed

[sunflowerjude]

Chubs: Vida, truth or dare?

Jude: Oh, Vida can’t do dares

Chubs: Why not?

Vida: Apparently I have ‘no regards to my personal safety’ or whatever

[sunflowerjude]

Ruby: My biggest talent is being stress

Jude: Don’t you mean stressed?

Ruby: No

Chubs, so tired: No

[sunflowerjude]

[2am]

Jude: Hey, psst, hey!

Vida: What

Jude: I can’t sleep :(

Vida: Tough. I can. Goodnight. *goes back to sleep*

[sunflowerjude]

Jude: Why are you like this? :(

Vida: When I was a child I used too much “no more tears” shampoo and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.

[sunflowerjude]

Jude: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Vida: I’m the knife.

Chubs, from the other room: She’s the big spoon!

[sunflowerjude]

Jude: You said you wouldn’t tell a soul!

Nico: I only told Vida. She doesn’t have a soul.

[sunflowerjude]

Jude: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Chubs: I think —

Ruby: Seventy-two hours.

Chubs: How do you know?

Ruby: There’s a clown behind you.