#incorrectblackpinkquotes

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Jisoo, rolling down the car window : What's seems to be the problem sir?

Officer : Get the fuck out of my car!

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Jennie : I hate my last name.

Jisoo : Why?

Jennie : Because it’s not your last name ;)

Jisoo : Jennie even your last name is Kim.

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Lisa : Unnie what does Y/N mean?

Jennie : Your name.

Lisa, reading her Y/N X Lisa fanfiction : And then Lisa threw Lisa on the bed and crawled upon her.....

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Lisa : It's a bit muggy out today.

Jisoo : I swear to god if I walk outside and found all our mugs on the lawn, I'm leaving.

Lisa : *sips hot cocoa from bowl*

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Lisa : Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and your friend arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your Sugar Demon, legendary.

Rosé : it's 3am wtf?

Jennie : No continue, you have a point.

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Jennie :  My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Lisa : When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

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Rose : Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like , was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Jennie : Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Rose : Okay, so, okay, was s/he holding you? Or was her/his hand like on your back?

Jennie : No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Rose : Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile] Lisa : And, uh, and then I kissed Jennie. Jisoo : Tongue? Lisa : Yeah. Jisoo : Cool.