#incorrectetpa

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Ryuunosuke: What are you going to be for Halloween, Takato?

Takato: Your boyfriend.

Ryuunosuke:

Takato:

Ryuunosuke: ...you're right, that IS frightening.

Takato: OI.

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Ryou: Hey, cool glasses.

Satsuma: Thank you. I need them to see.

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Takato: [mumbles] ...future husband say what.

Rei: Kiyosu - what the HECK are you doing, hiding in my clubroom????

Takato: DAMNIT, Rei!!

...

[later]

Ryuunosuke: [whispers] Future husband say what.

Takato: OMG WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS???? THAT????? RYUUNOSUKE DID U HEAR THAT OMG WAS THAT A GHOST AAAAAAAAH

Ryuunosuke: [sighs] ...close enough.

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The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.

Kaoru Narugo, probably (it was his dessert fridge)

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Kagetora-sensei: If you have ten cakes and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?

Kaoru: Ten.

Kagetora-sensei: Okay, what if someone FORCIBLY takes two of the cakes? Then how many do you have left?

Kaoru: Ten cakes and a dead body.

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This morning, Mike-kun was in a bad mood. So I joked, “What’s something that starts with ‘ki’ and ends in ‘ss’?” to lighten his mood...he immediately said, “Killing you will be bliss” and I got the heck out of the clubroom.

Kai Akizuki, probably