#incorrectgeraskier

[incorrectgeraskier]

Geralt: i need your help.

Jaskier: okay. Lets go.

Geralt: i know, and im sorry for what I- wait- what? Thats it? No rant or forcing me to apologize?

Jaskier: eh- not really. My plan was actually to just trip you during a fight and get my revenge.

Yennifer: its true, he told me all about it. He’s been planning for months.

[incorrectgeraskier]

Yen: you know Jaskiers in love with you, right?

Geralt: what?! No! Sure he sings songs about me but he's just being nice. And yeah he bathes me and tends to my wounds occasionally but that's what friends do. And sure he follows me across the continent for decadesoh my god jaskiers in love with me.