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gina: homophobia is monica marrying chandler instead of rachel

ej: homophobia is chandler marrying monica instead of joey

ashlyn: homophobia is ross

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Red: oh fiddlesticks

Ricky: look, I understand this is a tense situation, but watch your fucking language

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ricky: wait you're gay??

carlos: you didn't know?

ricky: you never said anything!

carlos: i literally kissed seb multiple times in front of you

ricky: i thought you two were just good friends, like nini and gina!

carlos:

ricky:

ricky: wait-

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ricky: so you can say "have a nice day" and that's considered polite

ricky: but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding extremely threatening

gina: how did you get into my house

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carlos: seb and i are no longer friends

seb: that's the worst way of telling everyone we're dating

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nini: the printer messed up the invitations. it was supposed to say "ricky's birthday"

red: what does it say instead?

nini: "ricky's bi"

red: well that could still work

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ricky: im going to take you out

ej: great! it's a date!

ricky: that was a threat

ej: see you at seven!

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red: this is my wall of achievements

ricky: that's ni-

ricky:

ricky: red these are just pictures of me

red: you are the greatest achievement of my life

ricky, tearing up, voice cracking: alright