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Munkustrap: "I shall keep this Ball functioning even if it kills me."

Macavity: "Oho, did you say-"

Munkustrap: "Nope. Figure of speech. Not dealing with you right now."

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Bombalurina: "Demeter is a glowing ray of sunshine and if I ever find anyone who has ever done her even the slightest wrong I will shred them like old newspaper."

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Munkustrap: "I don't think you need to do this every single time we're doing things. Do you not have hobbies?"

Macavity, trying to kidnap Old Deuteronomy again: "This is my hobby actually. It's an excellent way to unwind after my day job."

Munkustrap: "You do not have a day job. Stop saying things."

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Rumpleteaser: "I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery."

Mungojerrie: "Not mischief?"

Rumpleteaser: "Oooh why not both? Why not make a day of it?"

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Bombalurina: "Do you think Macavity would be the type to be out there twirling his whiskers while cackling nefariously?"

Demeter: "Surely not, he seems too dignified for that."

Macavity, elsewhere: * cackling nefarious, twirling his whiskers like an old timey villain over a notepad labelled "schemes" but it's just a drawing of Munkustrap tied to a railroad*

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Rum Tum Tugger: "I do not show off. I just look good always, it's not my favourite everyone wants to watch me instead of doing their tasks."

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Bustopher Jones: "As much as I'd love to help, I do have a dinner reservation that I must keep."

Munkustrap, flying through the air after being thrown by Macavity: "Oh please, don't let us keep you."

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Skimbleshanks: "Well that was very fun. I have a train to be on now."

Jennyanydots: "Where are you going?"

Skimbleshanks: "Oh, nowhere. I just want to be on a train right now."