Practical Possum's Book Of Old Cats

They've probably said it at least once, right?

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Pouncival: "Leaping. Jumping even."

Asparagus: "What are you doing over there?"

Pouncival: "I think my commentary made it fairly self explanation."

Asparagus: "Alright. Don't go breaking anything now, y'hear?"

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Macavity: "I cannot be blamed for my actions when they are objectively correct and supportable."

Munkustrap: "I think you have gotten 'objectable' and 'objective' mixed up. In what world could anything you do be supportable?"

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Macavity, approaching Old Deuteronomy with a very large butterfly net: "Nobody can stop me now!"

Munkustrap, in a deadpan: "Will his villainy ever cease?"

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Plato, making Victoria the worst flower crown anyone has ever seen: "Pretty flowers for my pretty love. Happiness and joy in my heart."

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Victoria: "Hey, I think that Rum Tum Tugger is looking for you?"

Quaxo: "Does he have to be?"

Victoria: "He was being particularly dramatic about it."

Quaxo, already getting up: "I don't think he can do anything any other way."

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Mungojerrie: "Perhaps I stole this cool rock, perhaps it conveniently appeared in my hand. We shall never know, some mysteries do not need to be solved."

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Demeter: "I'm stressed and I can see you're also stressed. Can I come over there and we can sit in a stressed silence together?"

Munkustrap: "Please do. I'll make us some tea."

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Bustopher Jones: "This is a delicious meal. I wish I didn't have the sounds of wizard cat battles outside, but who am I to judge a place's choice of ambiance?"

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Pouncival: "I'm climbing a tree in about five minutes."

Tumblebrutus: "Why are you telling me this?"

Pouncival: "It's an invitation so you'd join me."

Tumblebrutus: "Oh. I just assumed I'd be doing that anyways."

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Bombalurina: "Somebody around here has to be beautiful enough to be a threat, and that is a duty I take with pride."

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Rum Tum Tugger: "Wow, you look awful. Have you ever slept?"

Munkustrap: "Thank you. No I haven't."

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Jennyanydots: "Well, I'd love to go out tonight but I've already bundled myself up oh so nice and cosy and, well, these hats for the mice won't knit themselves."

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Grizabella: "They are sending me to the torture dimension for one thousand years."

Jellyorum: "Why are you telling me this? I could not care less."

Grizabella: "So you'll know when to expect me back when you miss me."

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Rum Tum Tugger: "What did you say? I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am!"

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Plato: "Victoria is away with friends so I'm gnawing on this tree until she gets back."

Pouncival: "Why?"

Plato: "Because I miss her but don't want to interrupt her day."

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Rumpleteaser: "You're gonna need to trust me here and m-"

Mungojerrie: "No, I don't think I will. Every time you ask me to trust you I end up stuck in or on something."

Rumpleteaser: "You didn't even let me finish! But whatever, you don't get to hear my cool idea anymore."

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Alonzo: "I sometimes fear my competence would be my downfall, so I make a point to avoid doing too much so I don't come across as too invaluable."

Cassandra: "That's not why you do it. You're lazy and you know it."

Alonzo: "Laziness and extreme talent goes hand in hand."