Practical Possum's Book Of Old Cats

They've probably said it at least once, right?

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Jemima: "I'm too young for the amount of weird things I've been dealing with lately. Everyone else is also dealing with that, but I'm very little."

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Rum Tum Tugger: "I would like to dance."

Quaxo: "Do I need to know about that?"

Rum Tum Tugger: "Yes. I'm sure you'll want to watch."

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Bombalurina: "I'm just trying to have fun and be pretty. But unfortunately the horrors continue and so now I'm busy dealing with that too."

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Grizabella, loudly: "Oh no. Don't mind me. I'm just going to dance here. Alone. In the corner. Fabulously. By myself."

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Plato: "Being with Victoria is great! There's someone who can be annoying with me when we think it's funny, and hold hands while we do it!"

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Rum Tum Tugger: "Oh were you talking to me? I was totally not paying attention."

Quaxo: "Distracted by your own reflection again?"

Rum Tum Tugger: "Yeah! Good to know someone else sees why that's more important."

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Rumpleteaser: "Tantomile and Coricopat were whispering about me earlier. Scary."

Mungojerrie: "Oh, so you're going to DIE die."

Rumpleteaser: "Oi, don't make it feel worse!"

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Munkustrap: "I'm feeling minorly inconvenienced right now, and it feels worse than the major inconveniences I'm experiencing. Which I'm sure is nothing."

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Alonzo: "I could go for a nap right now, but if I did, I'd probably not wake up in time for the things I don't want to do. Which is apparently a bad thing for some reason."

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Munkustrap: "I'm so busy right now, I truly do not believe I could handle anything more."

Demeter: "So you-"

Munkustrap: "Added several other commitments, yes."

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Bombalurina: "Demeter is a glowing ray of sunshine and if I ever find anyone who has ever done her even the slightest wrong I will shred them like old newspaper."

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Jennyanydots: "I'd prefer to be knitting rather than going out tonight. I got into such a good flow with it, it'd be a shame to lose it."

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Rumpleteaser: "I have made a mistake."

Tantomile: "I know you have."

Rumpleteaser: "I don't like your tone, so now I'm not going to tell you about it. It was a real funny story too."

Tantomile: "I know that also."

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Jennyanydots: "I feel personally victimised by the fact my cosy sunny spot keeps moving every time I get oh so comfy cosy in it."

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Rum Tum Tugger: "Hello cats who are less attractive than I am, and also Bombalurina."

Bombalurina: "I think I'm supposed to feel flattered to be singled out, but for some reason I don't."

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Macavity: "I just know they're out at their stupid Ball doing stupid things and calling me evil for no reason. I want all of them to explode and die."

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Grizabella: "People want me dead because I am beautiful and have a wonderful personality."

Jellyorum, from the other room: "Who on earth has been shedding sequins over my nice clean floor?"