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Beliath: You need to be nicer.

Ethan: I am nice.

Beliath: You threatened to stab her.

Ethan: And I think giving her a warning was pretty nice of me.

Ethan: You're losing blood. What's your type?

Beliath, bleeding out: Long black hair, innocent looking, formerly deceased, pale sk-

Ethan: Your blood type, idiot.

Beliath: Oh, I don't know.

Ivan: So... there's something I've been meaning to ask you...

Eloise: Finally! You're proposing!

Ivan: Wha- How did you know I was going to propose?!

Eloise: ... Ivan, you dropped the ring five times...

Eloise: I even picked it up once...

Eloise: What's something that's considered a punishment as a child but a reward as an adult?

Ivan: Death.

Ethan: Spankings.

Eloise: When I die, how much will you miss me?

Raphael: I think it's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

Raphael: I can't believe you tried to stab me!

Neil: You're a vampire. You're fine.

Raphael: I have feelings!

Eloise: Please, I'm begging you go to a hospital.

Ethan: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Vladimir, bursting into the room: Four months!

Aaron: What's going on?

Eloise, sweating: I'm not sure-

Vladimir, pointing at Eloise: That's how long you stood by and watched me water a fake plant!

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