is he on drugs?

a story about supernatural renters told by a fancy lunch box tags

[fanghusband]

i enjoy the simple things in life like fantasizing about vampires and blood and violence

[valtsv]

the hoes love to poison my chalice

[incorrectml]

Are you playing Neil's route? What are you thinking?

I am not and I do not think!

[incorrectml]

Well... I hope we get a good sex scene with Neil cause daddy is really old so he has experience.

First and only time I allow someone to call Neil "d*ddy" in this Very Holy blog of mine 🔪

[incorrectml]

You will play Neil's route?

Not for the moment! My money is currently on FFXIV, the critically acclaimed MMO with a free trial that goes to level 60 and includes the award winning expansion, Heavensward. 😌

[vampirebitesandbloodvials]

what do vampire bites feel like? I'm a hands on learner btw

[recreationaldivorce]

bisexuality is when u are attracted to both vampires and werewolves

[not-ur-normie]

Ivan's fashion style headcanon... Or something like that. Actually I just wanted to draw a bunch of Ivans.

[not-ur-normie]

Separately <(￣︶￣)>

[not-ur-normie]

Okay, first of all, I do know that in a lot of places it's the middle of summer... And yeah, I know these guys can't really feel the cold, but I wanted to draw some winter scenarios with them. So, in conclusion: take these winter vampires🌨️❄️

[incorrectml]

god please i hope loic as an 8th route is an april 1st joke

don’t tell me you don’t want this very sexy man

[incorrectml]

guys???

[tartts]

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

[momentary-ecstasy]

I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries. 

[incorrectml]

You mentioned disliking the writing in Ethan route, Why?

This is an old ask but I wanted to wait until his route was over (and then I forgot about it, hehe). Spoilers ahead.

I didn’t like the plot of the route, it made no sense to me. It’s hard to believe that Ethan, a doctor who worked on that vampire serum, didn’t think about a cure and spend years in his misery until a 18 years old woman came out with a solution in a matter of weeks.

For the characters, I only liked Eloise as she was more brave and self assured (although I noticed that for the bites they made a change compared to the others route: she always said “I will let him bite me because if I agree then I’m in control” which...makes no sense to me but okay). The others (Bel, Aaron, Vlad) were meh. BUT Raph and Ivan were an exaggeration of how they were portrayed on the others routes. Just compare Raph’s dialogues on this route vs his dialogues on Bel’s route; Ivan is a mess but he would never cry as he did in the ballroom chapter, etc.

From the “this is an otome game” perspective I feel like this route had very little romance. Most of the chapters were spend justifying why he was always a jerk with everybody, with a little bit of him being “nice” (or just normal) kinda as a treat for us (”oh, he hold my hand 🥺", “he smiled!!!!”).

Now this is just personal opinion but I don’t like jerk types. Sarcastic/cunning are fun but cruel and mean are not. This particular scene made me really angry. I get the “he has trauma!!”, yet I don’t think that gives you a free pass to be an ass. I think I’d be less angry if this scene had happened is earlier chapters, not chapter 8 when their relationship was “deeper” but *shrugs*.

tldr: plot made no sense, characters made no sense and very little romance.

[incorrectml]

Heey! I wanna know what was your favorite Ethan scene?💕

Hello!! this scene! :hehe:

[incorrectml]

spoiler alert the other route is that wolf girl

Jokes on you, it’s gonna be Woman1

[fanghusband-remade]

(flirting) you look so biteable today