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Pigsy: Now just blow out your candles.
MK: Okay, great. Great idea, dad. I’ll blow out my candles.
MK: *blows out the candles*
MK, whispering to Macaque: I wished you would leave.
MK: Damn it, I shouldn’t have said it out loud. Now it won’t come true.
Lady Bone Demon: You’re just upset that my presence is haunting and off-putting and yours isn’t.
Monkey King, talking about Spider Queen: Love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so bad.
Monkey King: I come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps. When we eat dinner I’ll smile and say “poison again?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison.
Tang: When you yell at me, I see love in your eyes.
Pigsy: Stick to the subject.
Tang, in a sing-song voice: You love me!
Monkey King: Do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts.
MK: Yes but the problem is I don’t want to get murdered. You feel me.
Mei: I feel you.
Nezha: We all feel you.
MK: Why are so many people touching me?
Red Son: This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night.
MK: Remember when you kicked me off of my bike and threw it in the river?
Red Son: BECAUSE your bike had a nuclear timebomb attached to it that would have exploded you. You’re welcome!
MK: YOU STOLE MY CANDY.
Red Son: And that’s because the brand of candy you had had just been recalled for containing poison. You’re welcome again.
MK: Remember when you pushed my grandma down the stairs and burned my house?
Red Son: I was just being a hater that day I can’t lie.
MK: I think people should have mascots. Mine would be a golden retriever wearing sunglasses and holding a beer.
MK: I have been informed this is called a fursona.
MK, talking about Monkey King: My mentor fell for a nigerian prince by-mail scheme and then fell for ANOTHER one the following week because he reasoned “they couldn’t both be fake”.
