#incorrectprinceofstride

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Takeru: I'm an easy-going guy.

Riku: You once used a ruler to measure another ruler.

Takeru: It was off by half a centimetre. It never should've been in circulation.

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Asuma: Want to hear a secret?

Riku: Secrets? I LOVE SECRETS!

Asuma: When I run, I am not wearing anything under my jersey.

Riku: [blush] A-are you serious?

Asuma: Yup! Want a proof? *zips off his jersey*

Riku: [blushing harder] I really do love surprises...

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Riku: row, row, row your boat-

Takeru: Why would you need a boat when you have perfectly useful legs? Just run.

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Takeru: Can I touch your leg?

Riku: Umm… no.

~Two minutes later~

Takeru: How about now?

Riku: Still no.

~Five more minutes later, plus intense staring.~

Takeru: Can I touch your leg, now?

Riku: Fine, but only this once.

Takeru: *smiles* Thank you. *touches leg*

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Riku: I was wondering; when you run a relay race, aren't you supposed to pass a stick between runners?

Takeru: So holding hands isn't suggestive enough for you so you feel the need to go further and make runners exchanging big pieces of hard wood?

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Per-so-na!

Yagami Tomoe

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Nana: Yagami-kun, why did you throw your perfectly functioning cell phone? Thanks to that it’s broken.

Riku: But I threw it while it was on “airplane mode”!

Nana:

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I rode the bus with Takeru. We passed our stop but when we rushed to press the bell, the bell wouldn’t sound, so Takeru opened his mouth and “M-mister! Beep…!! Beeeep…!!!” came out…

Riku Yagami