#incorrect six of crows

[thedamreader]

“Are you dependent on me? Because if you are, I can pay less taxes” -Kaz, to Inej, probably

[appolinyou]

Kaz Brekker:Whoever invented breakfast is crazy. I don't want to decide anything before noon, not even who someone robbing. Jesper: You don't eat anything in the morning. Kaz: I'm feeding off your debts. I think I'm getting obese from eating this way.

[appolinyou]

Kaz (teenage whining): I hate everyone. Except for Inej. And then sometimes. Inej:And I hate you always. By exactly 67%. Kaz: Leave the remaining 33% for the loan interest.

[appolinyou]

Inej:Surveillance is 90% boredom and 10% "oh my God, he's picking his nose in public." Kaz:..You mean me? Inej: If you were picking nose around, I would take a picture and hang it over all the beds.

[memsvansunshine]

yes jesper would love the " rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka" song, i dont make the rules!

he'd defo play it to annoy kaz and wylan as well (or like all of the crows)

[memsvansunshine]

r.i.p jesper fahey you would have loved phone gambling apps

r.i.p kaz brekker you would have loved virtually blackmailing

r.i.p inej ghafa you would have loved those shoes that fit into your toes and help prevent incorrect foot alignment

r.i.p nina zenik you would have loved clinique black honey lip balm

r.i.p matthias helvar you would have loved giving nina every form under the sun of 'love' and 'sweetheart' as a petname

r.i.p wylan van eck you would have loved legal emancipation

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Inej: *appears from the shadows*

Jesper, jumping out of his skin: We’re doing crime here! You don’t sneak up during crime!

[appolinyou]

(Nina and Mattias. I want to pretend that 38-40 chapters didn't exist😭🤧)

Oh yes, we go online to cry.

(I just reread the chapter of Mattias' farewell to Nina and burst into tears. Now it's your turn to cry)

1: M: so you were kicked out...?

N:.. Yes, I was kicked out of KARAOKE

2:(just chatting)

4: М: (Nina, I'm already home)