#incorrectterraignotaquotes

[cousincarlyle]

Madame: Jehovah has had business classes!

JEDD: 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles.

[cousincarlyle]

Cato: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

Ockham: I’ve got a really good body, so...no.

[cousincarlyle]

Mycroft Canner: Ganymede…how do I begin to explain Ganymede?

Ockham Saneer: Ganymede Jean-Louis de la Tremoille is flawless.

Bryar Kosala: He has ten authentic Fragonard paintings and a labyrinth.

Mathlete Vivien Ancelet: I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000.

Aesop Quarriman: I hear he does car commercials…in Japan.

Aldrin Bester: One time he met Apollo Mojave in Romanova…

Voltaire Seldon:…and they told him he was pretty.

Sniper: One time he punched me in the face…It was awesome.

[cousincarlyle]

Mycroft Canner: How about this? I'll work off my debt to each of you. How's that sound? I'll do anything you want.

Duke Ganymede: Anything?

Mycroft: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?

Spain: No, that was definitely creepy.

Bryar Kosala: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird

[cousincarlyle]

JEDD: Breakups are cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face with Xs for the eyes.

Felix Faust: What does that even mean?

JEDD: The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

(Originally from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

[cousincarlyle]

-Hotaka Andō Mitsubishi

[cousincarlyle]

-Dominic Seneschal

[cousincarlyle]

He does have good hair. Oh, boy. Good hair can't save you, buddy.

Mycroft, about Ganymede

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