#source: arrested development

[shyjusticewarrior]

Ivy: Look what happened to my fox, someone cut off his little foot. Is it- is it noticeable?

Selina: Well, you gotta remember you're gonna be all splattered in red paint- that's gonna distract the eye.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

Natalya Rostov: If you're saying I play favorites you're wrong. I love all my children equally.

*Earlier that day*

Natalya Rostov: I don't care for Véra.

[mojo72400]

Himeno's old job

Himeno: Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. Aki: Strippers don't wear clothes. Himeno: Not at the end of the show. Aki: You mean you can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? Himeno: *rips off her tearaway pants to show off her gray panties while still wearing her socks, shoes, white shirt, blazer & tie* You tell me.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Johanna: Do you think Cressida is… gay?

Katniss: I dunno. Maybe not?

Johanna: Yeah. It’s never the ones you hope.

Katniss: Hope???

Johanna: Think.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 108

Bruce: You tricked me.

Jason: I deceived you, Bruce. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Bruce: Jason, what are you doing tomorrow?

Jason: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.

[womens-wrongs-activist]

(Rebels Season 1)

Sabine: I’m not interested in you that way.

Ezra: What way?

Sabine: Pick one. 

[shyjusticewarrior]

Selina: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Ivy: It's a hug, Selina. I'm hugging you.

Selina: Are ready you to go crazy?!

Harley: I'm already hearing voices!

Ivy: A kiss can't bring someone back from the brink of death!

Harley: That's not what you told me last night.

Ivy: ... I did say that.

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Brandon: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?!

Wyatt: A small price to pay for self-esteem.