#source: arrested development

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: *sees a bag with a note in the fridge*

The note: DEAD DOVE. Do not eat!

Bruce: *looks inside*

Bruce: I don't know what I expected.

[youknowithappened]

Peeta:*does something cute*

Katniss: I don't care.

Narrator: But Katniss did care.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Bruce: You know, Jason's doing it just to spite me.

Barbara: Then why are you throwing him a party?

Bruce: Just to spite him.

[antiquarianfics]

Y/N: You tricked me!

Law: I deceived you. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Ponyboy: “you ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?”

Soda: “I’ve got a really good body, so no.”

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Yelena: It's a hug, Bob. I'm hugging you.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Windu: Anyway, it’s a party and I want the whole Jedi Counsel there.

[Anakin walks in]

Anakin: We’re having a party?

Windu: No.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Johanna: Do you think Cressida is… gay?

Katniss: I dunno. Maybe not?

Johanna: Yeah. It’s never the ones you hope.

Katniss: Hope???

Johanna: Think.