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Shao: Let me see what you have...

Napoleon: A knife!

Shao: Nooooooo

Zeke, introducing Shao: This is my ex-boyfriend, Shaolin Fantastic.

Shao: I told you to stop calling me that!

Shao: I'm his husband.

Cadillac: I have nothing to say, but will I shut up?

Cadillac: No.

Shao: We both look really hot tonight.

Zeke: You know if you- if you just said, "You look hot tonight," I would have said, "You do too."

Shao: I couldn't take that chance.

Ra Ra: So what's it like dating Shao?

Zeke: Once, I asked him for some water while he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass of ice and said, "Wait."

Zeke: Why is your back all scratched up?

Shao: *Flashes back to chasing a raccoon after Zeke told him to leave it alone*

Shao: I'm having an affair

Zeke: Mylene, please keep an eye on Shao today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Mylene: Sure, I'd love to see Shao get punched.

Zeke: Try again.

Mylene: I will stop Shao from getting punched.

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