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Editor-san, looking into Eddy's fridge: you barely have anything in here! What are you, a pesant?!

Brett and Eddy, at the same time: pesant? Don't you mean musician?

Editor-san, at a mall: excuse me, can I make an announcement? I lost my friends.

Mall worker: of course!

Editor-san, at full volume on the speakers: goodbye you little shits.

Brett: tall people are the enemy

Eddy: I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I can't hear you all the way down there.

Brett, the fires of hell in his eyes: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you wont know until its too late.

Eddy, crouching and scrunching his eyes: who said that??

Editor-san, watching Twoset be idiots: Ling Ling, give me patience.

Brett, confused: i think you said that wrong.

Eddy, nodding: yeah, shouldn't it be strength?

Editor-san, recieving Ling Ling's patience: if I asked for strength, you would be dead.

Brett, drinking his bubble tea: (chokes on a pearl)

Brett, barely hanging on: (coughing out his left lung)

Eddy, after watching Brett writhe in pain: you dead yet?

Brett, betrayed by his one true love: i wish i was.

"Giving up? Don't you mean strategic retreat?"

-Brett and Eddy to Editor-san, after stopping in the middle of a hard part in the piece

Eddy: your eyes? I get lost in those.

Brett: your happiness? I live for that.

Editor-san: a room? Get one.

Ray: hotel? Trivago.

Eddy, greeting Brett at the door: hey man!

Brett, over at his house to film: sup dude!

Eddy, walking over to the takeout he got earlier: want some... what's it called?

Brett: what?

Eddy, a dumbass: you know? The noodle that thick and Italia- spaghetti. Want some spaghetti?

Brett, barely keeping it in: dude...

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