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Geralt [gently stroking Yennefer’s hair]: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Yennefer [mumbling half asleep]: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Geralt [looking at Yennefer with soft heart eyes]: I know.

Tissaia: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Yennefer: The Audacity.

Geralt: You know, when you said 'magic in bed' this isn’t exactly what I had in mind...

Yennefer: Is this your card?

Geralt [softly]: Holy shit.

Geralt: *exists*

Jaskier: Weee'rrreee the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

I mean, the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

That's right, the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

And we're the two BEST FRIENDS that anybody could have

We're the two BEST FRIENDS that anyone could have

And we'll NEVER, NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER leave each other

Liam: shit

Scott: *feigning shock* Liam! What are we???

Liam: *sighs,replies in a monotone* Werewolves not swearwolves

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