#alys chats

[thelegendofclarke]

Amy: You're a very nice boy, but...

Laurie: I'm not a boy, I'm a MAN!

Amy: Well you're actually a bitch but I was trying to be nice.

[mckirkish]

I'm a slut for angst I thrive off that shit

I mean, angst is good! Don’t get me wrong, angst is good shit. But man, variety is the spice of life!

[thelegendofclarke]

Geralt [gently stroking Yennefer’s hair]: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Yennefer [mumbling half asleep]: I could literally kick your ass right now.

Geralt [looking at Yennefer with soft heart eyes]: I know.

[thelegendofclarke]

Laurie: Are you calling me a manwhore?

Amy: ...I didn’t call you a man.

[thelegendofclarke]

Tissaia: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Yennefer: The Audacity.

[thelegendofclarke]

Jon: You know I can't say no to you when you look at me like that.

Sansa: That's WHY I look at you like that.

[thelegendofclarke]

Geralt: You know, when you said 'magic in bed' this isn’t exactly what I had in mind...

Yennefer: Is this your card?

Geralt [softly]: Holy shit.

[thelegendofclarke]

Davos: You need to find a hobby.

Jon: I have a hobby.

Davos: Threatening men who like Sansa isn't a hobby, you know.