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[Tobin arriving at PSG]

Lindsey: Do you speak French?

Tobin: I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in Beauty and the Beast.

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Christen: my day was just made.

Tobin: what kind of dog was it?

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Kristie: Here’s the rest of your clothes. I went ahead and labelled the box “what were you thinking?”

Sam: That’s funny.

Sam: I was just about to go write the same thing on Rachel.

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[The team is down at halftime]

Becky: What are we going to do?

Mal: I could start a fire.

Becky: No! But keep that in your back pocket.

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[Sky Blue Locker Room]

Carli: We have fun, don’t we?

Kailen: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Pinoe: Do you think that Ali wants you to propose?

Ash: I think I've been receiving some hints lately. She's kind of let slip her ring size and--

Pinoe: That's not a hint, that's called a kick in the ass.

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Mal: Kelley told me to ‘Go get it, man’ so I’m going to go get it, man.

Rose: Get what?

Mal: Unclear. I’ll get everything just to be safe.

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Carli: All right, let's move on to the next order of business. A very serious matter has been brought to our attention, and I would like to bring to the floor for discussion the possible negative ramifications of the striker and the winger dating.

Christen: That's us.

Tobin: They're talking about us.

Carli: Now, as you all know, the relationship we have feared for some time has emerged, and we need to carefully consider whether or not we can support this.

Christen: Oh, my God.

Tobin: We're sitting right here!

Carli: Yes, we see you, Tobin, and, as a member of the team, you are welcome to voice your opinion.