#incorrectwincest

[forthewincest]

Dean: Sammy come look at your Christmas present!

Sam: You better not be under the Christmas tree with a ribbon tied around your dick again.

Dean:

Dean: Never mind! Don’t come look.

[forthewincest]

Dean: So, what are you thankful for, Sammy?

Sam: That we’re together and haven’t died in awhile. What about you?

Dean: Oh that’s easy, your big di-

Sam *glares*

Dean: Your big heart. Definitely your big heart.

[forthewincest]

Sam: Dean, I don’t have a good feeling about this.

Dean: Do you ever have a good feeling about anything?

Sam: Yeah, when you’re fucking me.

[forthewincest]

Sam: Dean, you cant fall in love with me.

Dean: You’re not the boss of me.

Sam: Dean I-

Dean: I’m going to love the fuck out of you and you can’t stop me.

[forthewincest]

Jack: Hey Dean, do you wanna go fishing?

Dean: Sorry Jack, I’m busy right now.

Jack: Are...Are you braiding Sam’s hair?

Sam: Like he said, he’s busy.

[forthewincest]

Sam: Hey Dean, why are you in just your underwear?

Dean: *winking* Why, you see something you like?

Sam: You didn’t do the laundry did you?

Dean: No...I didn’t.

[forthewincest]

Dean: Aww look how beautiful my baby is.

Sam: *blushing* Thanks Dean.

Dean: No not you, the Impala. I mean look at that shine.

Sam: Yeah, you’re definitely sleeping on the couch tonight.

[forthewincest]

Jack: Sam, do you have a crush on Dean?

Sam: What? No! Why would you ask that?

Jack: Well, you act like you do.

Sam: I do not. He’s just someone I like to stare at and yeah, sure, maybe it ruins my day when he’s not here, but there’s absolutely no crushing going on.

Jack:

Sam:

Sam: Shit. I have a crush on Dean.