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made entirely from my brain, google images, and my third grade-level photoshop skills, i present to you all: wings valentines for your enjoyment and personal use!

if you use these in anything, tag me! i’d love to see exactly what you’ve done with these!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Linda: You know, Paul, I'm glad that we're just keeping this anniversary simple this year.

Paul: Haha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*

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Paul McCartney and his dog Martha (1968)

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Music Critics: Okay, educate us now why Linda has to be in your band.

Paul: You don’t have all the facts.

Music Critics: Which are?

Paul: I love her.

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Linda: *comes home and sees Paul wrapped up in Christmas lights* Um, honey, what are you doing?

Paul: Hey, Lin. Want some Christmas cheer?

Linda: You’re tangled in the lights, aren’t you?

Paul: Help.

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McCartney kids: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Paul: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Linda, driving: WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME

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Paul: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS!

Paul: not you Linda, you're an angel and I'm delighted you're here.

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Linda: Now, here's Paul with the weather

Paul, holding up his and Linda's eldest child: I thought you said "Heather"