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Mulder: I'd compliment you but I feel like you're going to take it the wrong way.

Scully: The wrong way?

Mulder: Platonically.

Skinner: Hello agents. How are you doing?

Scully: Times are difficult right now.

Mulder: Don't listen to her. Times are fine, she's just upset because I said she couldn't have a fourth coffee.

William, whispering: Do you think mom would notice if I just got up and left?

Scully: *Glaring*

Mulder: I don't think so

Scully: *More glaring*

William:

Mulder:

Scully:

William: *Gets up*

Scully: SIT BACK DOWN

Mulder: I think she saw you

Scully, running her fingers through Mulder's hair: Your hair looks cute today.

Mulder: Fine, I'll marry you! You are so needy.

Scully: What. The. Fuck

MULDER: You'll have to be a little more specific, I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff

*something blows up in the distance*

Scully: Mulder what did you do?

Mulder: My best

Mulder: Why girls don't talk to me.

Random girl that is not Scully: Hi!

Mulder: Not you

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