(An Open Letter in the voice of a petty Drama Mama who just tryna Graduate but Straight White men in Positions of Power Keep tryna Sling their Dicks around for attention acting like they ainât got no goddamn sense)
Open Letter the the rude ECPD officer who always give me a hard time when I lose my school ID
why do you feel the need to shame me for living my best life
all I wanna do is ah boom boom boom and a zoom zoom my way to class on timeÂ
so if you could not power sling your mall cop ass badge at me every time I run up in your little office next to the goddamn Barnes and Nobles...
how you look condescending boutÂ
âoh, whats youâre name? Oh, Elmer Right? Oh,Itâs bad that I know your name-â
Boy Bye- My name memorable as hell and there only like 2 Brown People at this school anyway
Fortunately - I already forgot YOUR generic- interchangeable ass first nameÂ
I only ever asked to be pettyÂ
A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet just like you by any other name would look just as saltyÂ