good omens hc:
both aziraphale and crowley hate bonfire night. noises, chaos, it’s cold- no thank you.
(yes they’re both neurodivergent art thou blind or dost thou simply not choothe sight?? also it interrupts aziraphale’s reading and we cannot. stand. for. it. )
but they both (especially crowley) think it’s a really funny holiday. like why does it exist?? guy fawkes??? lmfao










